Rooney's planned departure from Old Trafford - The Source exclusive.

A distant cousin of the tea lady at Old Trafford has given Pattaya Rag a Rooney exclusive via The Source.

Rooney and Ferguson have agreed a deal that satisfies both the player and the club. Basically, it is a repeat of the deal struck with Ronaldo when he wanted to leave Old Trafford. The benefits of the 5 year contract to both parties are:

• Rooney get's an immediate salary increase
• Rooney can continue to play for the club
• Mobs no longer demonstrate outside Rooney's house
• Rooney's sale value rises as he is now on a long term contract
• The club maintains it's status/reputation by resigning their star player

Now to the Ronaldo factor. Rooney will be allowed to leave at the end of the season. Fact. The club get a bigger transfer fee and Rooney gets a percentage of that larger fee. Everybody's happy but the mugged fans at Old Trafford. 

Remember you read it here first. The Source has spoken.

Pattaya Rag

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